Nathaniel

Nathaniel. Angsty teen. Viva Moz.

the-milk-eyed-mender:

the high horse analogy just doesnt resonate w me i dont understand why i should want to get off my high horse my horse is so tall, he is enormous and titanically powerful, he will stamp on my dissidents and scatter them like cockroaches, its a good place for me to be strategically

(via buddyonacloud)

  • sirius black: heck yes I'm out of Azkaban
  • sirius black: right plan a kill that motherfucker wormtail little fucking
  • sirius black: actually maybe I should check on harry first
  • sirius black: in disguise obvs
  • sirius black: will the fact my disguise is also an omen of death affect this damaged and targeted child in any way
  • sirius black: nah

halfpastmonsoon:

Ancient Greeks favoured homosexuality not because they were oh so tolerant but because they were misogynists and believed you should only have sex with women for the sake of procreation and lesbians were banned can everyone please stop glorifying that now Please

They didn’t even do it in the butt, because it is womanly to be penetrated. The receptive partner put their legs together and the other guy put his dick in the thigh gap area.

(via buddyonacloud)

I think I’m going to start following hurling. Anybody have an opinion on which club I should support?

efftrinket:

if i was javert i think i’d be pissed at valjean too because how convenient that he always has an excuse so he can’t be arrested when javert finds him

‘THIS WOMAN NEEDS A DOCTOR’

‘THIS CHILD NEEDS ME’

‘THIS BOY ALSO NEEDS A DOCTOR’

‘I LEFT THE STOVE ON’

(Source: efftrinket, via 101thingsyoucandowithazeppelin)